24May2006, Wednesday

Logged into my Friendster account today, while at Laogong's house...A idiot apparently stumbled onto my page and sent a obsence message to me, the idiot thought I would be intimidated by his F*cking messages...But let me say just one thing, this idiot is so so so wrong in trying to mess with me...This idiot has knocked on the wrong door, I suggested him to try out Desker Road where there are plently of chicks with dicks, who will serve him very well if he bothers to fork out a bit of a spare cash...You think you can fool me? Think again!! Below are the contents of my messages recieved from this desporado and the messages I've replied with...All copied down from my Friendster account message box...

First message from unknown Desporado:

From:
RicK
Date:
localDateTimewithTimezone("May 23, 2006 8:07 PM","timetag1");
Wednesday, May 24, 2006 11:07:00 AM
Subject:
babez
Message:
cb since you so horny you wanna letpeople see your boobs why don't you takeit off . if not don't act like one bitch causeyou are not and you wanna act . youmake me fucking horny and i wanna lickyour cunt . suck my long dick babe. youthink you are better in sex ? i don't thinkso i think i am better : ) i wanna suck yourpussy babe . with nice tits i hadmasturbate with it 18 male singaporeanherenice figure nice leg i have alreadyimagine yourself naked . aww yeahh ,don't let me see your outself it no i wilrape you i don't care death sentence ifyou don't wanna get rape have sex withme

What I've replied to this Desporado's first in-coming message:
To:
RicK
Date:
localDateTimewithTimezone("May 23, 2006 8:42 PM","timetag1");
Wednesday, May 24, 2006 11:42:00 AM
Subject:
Re: babez
Message:
Go FUCK ur mum if u're so desperate!! Oh, Y notFUCK ur whole family as well? I tink they'lldefinately appreciate ur kindness more den any1else!! Go lick ur Granny's pussy n I Betcha Grannywill shout at e top of her lungs even!! Since u've gta long dick, den go put it in2 ur Daddy's Arsehole!!I'm sure he'll beg u for more as well!! Rape urgrandpa if u're so hard up cuz I bet ur grandpa wildefinately be able to stand up once again(if he's oncrutches) and thank u a million times!! Takinphotos doesnt means I'm horny, a Photo is jus aphoto...Dun act lyk a FUCKING hell of aDESPERADO by sending out stupidmessages...Stop being such a PRICK forgoodness' sake!! Tink U"re so gd at SEX den goFUCK ur ANCESTORS, I tink they'll be glad thatU're at their service!! SERIOUSLY, I tink u shld gobrush up on ur vocabulary ya, CUZ ur ENGLISHused IS so limited, typo errors even!! Photos arejust photo, if u're able to read as I've mentionedearlier on!! Don't fucking b a smart Alex tryin todecipher photographs!! U tink u're in DA VINCICODE movie AR? FUcking hell, Gimme a break nstop typin fuckin stupid messages tryin to scarethe HELL outta others, This ain't FUNNY!! NOTE:FUNNY!! HAHAHAHA...IN Case u tink u're so gd, Isuggest u go try out the auditionin for a ROLE inSCARY MOVIE series..The CREWS would love foru to appear there n fuck dem upside down denbeing a PRICK/MORON in Friendster!! GET ALIFE!! U TOOTHPRICK SHIT SON OF AMUTHERFARKING ARSEHOLE BITCH!!!

Desporado's Second in-coming message:

From:
RicK
Date:
localDateTimewithTimezone("May 23, 2006 8:44 PM","timetag1");
Wednesday, May 24, 2006 11:44:00 AM
Subject:
:)
Message:
Watch out nowdays :) when i wantsomething i get it :) that all i am gonnasaid as long as your are in singapore younever run away from my clutches :)

My second message to the Desporado:
To:
RicK
Date:
localDateTimewithTimezone("May 23, 2006 8:53 PM","timetag1");
Wednesday, May 24, 2006 11:53:00 AM
Subject:
Re: :)
Message:
OH, guess wat? FUNNY PRICK is THREATENINGPLE in FRIENDSTER!! Well, well, well...SO veryfrightened I am here, tink I'm gonna piss rightthrough my shorts already!! I'm so offended and sov.afraid right now!! Oh please!! Anyone help. helpme ya!! FUCK SHIT!! DUN try to pretend!! U tink Ifucking hell gif a damn to whatever STUPIDnonsense u've gt here? YA. right...Please, do me nall good ple in Friendster a big favour , SCRAM!!I'm sure all would appreciate UR FUCKINGkindness!! Well, let me tell u one big big secrettoo!! As long as u're in SIngapore, I can also tracku down!! N u'll nvr be able to run away from myCLUTCHES as well, N trust me, u'll be sooooSORRY if u do!! U tink I'm intimidated? YA, sovery, I must say!! PRICK!! FUCKINGDESPORADO is so idiotic. MY GOSH!! JUStbecause I've replied and talk so much shit abouthim, now he's got nothing to fight back and merelytype out A THREATENING MESSAGE!!ARHHHHH!!!!!!! I'm sooooo sooooo soooo sooooosooooo sooooo soooo SCAREDDDDDDDDDD!!!

Desporado's Third in-coming message:
From:
RicK
Date:
localDateTimewithTimezone("May 23, 2006 8:49 PM","timetag1");
Wednesday, May 24, 2006 11:49:00 AM
Subject:
: )
Message:
i can imagine you pussy haha : ) yourbreast quite big not bad nice sexy lag sosmooth don't let me see you lor : ) if i sawyou so sorry . i sure going to rape you .what is death sentence ? =\ i don't care : )

My third reply:
To:
RicK
Date:
localDateTimewithTimezone("May 23, 2006 8:57 PM","timetag1");
Wednesday, May 24, 2006 11:57:00 AM
Subject:
Re: : )
Message:
DUN B STUPID, for GOODNESS SAKE!! I can sayPRICKS lyk u often BRAG about what they aintafraid of, but in fact that one thing is the most theyfear!! HEY, PRICK, ARE u trying very hard to getthe message across to me that u belong to thatCATERGORY??? OH, please enough SAID!! I'vegotten ur STUPID MESSAGE LOUD N CLEAR!!SHUT E FUCK UP WILL U?? THIS WORLD woulddefinately be A BETTER place if u would justdisintergrate!!

Desporado's last in-coming message:
From:
RicK
Date:
localDateTimewithTimezone("May 23, 2006 9:00 PM","timetag1");
Wednesday, May 24, 2006 12:00:00 PM
Subject:
:)
Message:
well well good luck to your marriage thendon't let you husband flirts on others : ) .Guys are all the same sex is what theyneed : ) just a few years more he willchange towards you . While can you shutthe fuck up now :) i am masturbating andlooking at your picture so stfu

My last reply to (Dieing to Try Hard to IMPRESS) Desporado:
To:
RicK
Date:
localDateTimewithTimezone("May 23, 2006 9:08 PM","timetag1");
Wednesday, May 24, 2006 12:08:00 PM
Subject:
Re: :)
Message:
HAHAHAHA, ya very funny, indeed so veryhilarious...U've once again proved to me that u'rereally belonging the the CLAN of IDIOTICPRICKS...A CLANFUL of stupid DESPORADOSwho are constantly trying so hard to impressothers but ends up failing everytime!! A photo, n ucan do all U LYK? I must say that I'm veryimpressed by ur out of this world stupid action!!Guys, GAys whatever...SO what if they needSEX? I think u're worst then all of them since Ucant gt to have it cuz u've gotten SOUR GRAPESinstead!! I say GOOD LUCK TO U DEPSO, aswelll cuz I tink the CHicks with DICKS down atDESKER ROAD would be delighted to serve...Afew BIG BUCKS n they'll be at ur beg n call...Noneed to just stick to a plain photo and be idiotic!!PRICK...

Note: These so-called threatening messages are all sent out by this hellava Desporado...As you read on, I'm pretty sure that you can notice he's constantly trying hard to get me intimidated but very sadly, I'm not...So this Desporado thinks he's the King of the World huh? F*ck, shut up and scram...I ain't gonna believe in all the crap he's gotta say...This Desporado thinks he can match up to my ENGLISH? THINK again!! He's oh so wrong!! NOBODY!! I repeat, NOBODY so F*cking perverted as this Desporado will bring me down!! Learn good ENGLISH before you F*cking show it off to others!!! IT TOTALLY SUCKED!!

Message to Desporado: F*cking brush up on your ENGLISH vocabularly before you try so hard to impress others on Friendster again!! PRICK!! Not every single person in this world, would necessarily be SCAREDDDDD out of the broad daylight by your STUPID actions/messages!! You wanna play with me? Please, you're so welcomed to do so...I'm more than appreciative...I could always try to help you, be on a lookout for GIGGOLO positions along the strand of Geylang streets or Desker Road, perhaps? Just ask me for directions, if you're lost...